December 2011
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Tiff on Omegle
You: Nice to meet you
Stranger: happy new year
You: Ah, yes, same to you...
You: We cats don't tend to follow your human customs
Stranger: really
You: Yeah, we don't
Stranger: Wtf are u on
You: Catnip
You: It's good shit
Stranger: cool
You: I can get as high as I want as long as the humans are vacationing in Guatemala
Stranger: o shit
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Tiff on Omegle
You: do you like cats?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m o f
You: cats do you like?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: sometimes
You: we should have a cat farm!
Stranger: yeap
You: we can dress them up in tiny hats and clothes
You: we will be rich
Stranger: yep...will we be fuck in cat farm
You: .....you wanna fuck the cats?
You: what the FUCK is wrong with you
Stranger: no cats...you;)
You: well, i'm looking for a cat farm partner and i'm sorry but we can no longer be in business
You have disconnected.
Cross the line if no matter what you do you never...
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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Karaoke night?
xmoneymacx: HERES MY CONFESSIONN, THE MISTAKES I'VE MAAAADE
slambinox: AREE COMIN BACK TO HAUNT MEEEE
xmoneymacx: LIKE A GHOST FROM A GRAVEEEE
slambinox: ALLLLWAYS THERE TO TAUNT ME
xmoneymacx: YOU SAY ITS OKAY, YOU SAY YOU STILL WANT ME
slambinox: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEEEEEEN
xmoneymacx: I'M NO STRANGER TO MY SINS
slambinox: I'VE GOT SKELETONSSS.
xmoneymacx: I'VE GOT SKELETONSSSS
slambinox: when i hear that beginning to crazy girl
slambinox: i'm like oh my god no
slambinox: dont let the tears come
slambinox: then he's all baaaaby why you wanna cryyyyy
xmoneymacx: =[
slambinox: im like IM SORRY I CANT HELP IT
xmoneymacx: LOLOLOL
Will smith created everything
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the...
shaycarl: first bronx ate about 53 rolls
katilette: that's an exaggeration it was more like 30
shaycarl: oh it was 30, okay, 30 rolls
katilette: but
shaycarl: dough, not even cooked ones
katilette: it was, they weren't risen yet.... they hadn't risen
shaycarl: they hadn't risen like our lord and savior on his birthday
SHAYTARDS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2011!
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